var statementOver = function(element) {
  this.element.style.color = "#cb9";
  this.element.href = "/statement/";
  this.element.innerHTML = "You Do Not Exist";
};

var statementOut = function(element) {
  this.element.style.color = '#aa7755';
  this.element.href = '#';
  this.element.innerHTML = "nothingness";
};